I used this pun on my therapist last week and I don’t think she ever realized what I was trying to say.
She asked about how the new radical diet Liz and I started was going. I said so well, I had to run around in the shower to get wet.
Actually the diet is getting off to a rousing start. Or not. It’s a no sugar or flour diet with tons of fruit and vegetables. Even though most of the food becomes rather boring early, I have lost some obvious weight already. One of the focuses is to not obsess on what the scale says so I have not weighed myself at all.
Overall, writing about a diet is one of least likely topics I thought I would aver be writing about . During my life I have been relatively fortunate to be able to control my own weight. In fact, I lost nearly 40 pounds when I transitioned into a transgender world.
This time it’s different. I am doing the diet to support Liz. Her health and goals are so important to me.
Then again, what is more feminine than obsessing over a diet?